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Patriot-X

Left alone, Americans, for the most part, get along well with one another. When Politics, Religion and other capitalized pronouns become involved, Americans, like anyone, can become foolish, and even dangerous. Here's how the world appears to someone who is not defined by pop-culture, junk-science categories. (Note: I write for adults. Some language may be unsuitable for children.)

Monday, March 01, 2004

11 Golden Dudes

"Lord of the Rings: They Wept Until They Passed Out from Dehydration" got a record-sharing 11 Oscars. I read it on the Internet this morning. Wow.

I have never been an Oscars fan, although I can see how many people might be and fault no one for it. It's a bit like being a NASCAR fan. Something about it just grabs you ... or not. The Academy Awards just don't hold my attention is all. (I am not interested in the subjective whims of a bunch of insiders.) I admit that I do pay attention (vaguely) to where the nominations go and which ones win in the top categories (like "Best Motion Picture Product Placement in an Animated Documentary(tm)") and I checked to see who got what this morning. I was hoping for Johhny Depp to get something for his exquisite turn in "Pirates," and I was curious about "LOTR."

So, my all-time favorite flick now has TWO co-record holders. I am slightly depressed by that, but just slightly. When "Titannic" matched the score of "Ben-Hur" I almost decided to mail month-old lettuce spores to the Academy as a terroristic threat. (I can't get my hands on "Ricin" and have no idea how a truck driver from Tennessee might ... although I met a Tennessee redneck at a truck stop who had the mental (in-) capacity to be the "Fallen Angel.") Regardless of how much a person might "like" "Titannic" it is just not that excellent of a film.

I am actually pleased that a non-mainstream film (mainstream being anything OTHER than fantasy/science fiction) got such broad recognition. I continue to submit that what was dorky geekhood 5 or 10 years ago is increasingly "mainstream" as post-boomers swell the rosters of consumerism, and this light-dozen awards for LOTR seems to confirm my opinion. And it was a marvelous film (if it was 45 minutes too long, and required WAY too many Kleenex(tm) for the sniveling, slobbering, snot-slinging characters).

But I wonder how many people will claim LOTR as their all-time fave film, own it on DVD and memorize lines from it ... and never seriously regard the FIRST 11-statue film, and arguably the best ... "Ben-Hur."

Oh. And the book was better (Ben-Hur).

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